SARDAR SMS

Sardar ke sapne me ladki

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

Its easier to shoot a woman

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Sardar & Pathan

Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
jo sirf Medical
Store Wale Hi Samajh Paate Hai.

Sardar: Wo likhta hai:
"Maine to Loot Liya tu b Loot le"...

Sardar and his siter - damn funny jokes

SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO

SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

Sardar and auto driver - funny conversation

SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...

GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...

A foolish sardar - damn funny sms message

1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.

FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..

GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....



IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO

A funny sms message about a Sardar's brothers

1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA

KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

Sardar and socks - very funny text message

1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!


2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Aj main paani ko ullu bayana - funny message

1ST SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya.
Hahahahaha...

Funny Declaration of Sardar

Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

A funny conversation between sardars

SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

Donkey kicked sardar

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

Sardar buying moorgi - funny jokes

Sardar : murgi kitne ka? Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon? 
Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai,
Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo kahna hai sona thodi hai.

Sardar was doing potty - A funny text message

Ek sardar VIP road pe potty kar raha tha,
police ne pakad liya,jab isey 'le jane lageto
sardar bola : " saboot to uthalo nahi to case haar jaoge.

Sardar went to kiss a girl - a funny reply

A Sardar sees a beautiful girl.
He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.

Sardar's biwi and security guard - funny jokes of sardar

sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!

Sardar on the way to hell - funny saying

Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with
Bipasha.
Sardar asked:gandhi de saza itni mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..

Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara - a sardar jokes

teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

a funny sardar jokes

Postman :- I had To come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..

a damm funny sardar jokes

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. 
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR..

a damm funny sardar jokes

The Titanic is going to sink....
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God...
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar "How far is land from here?"
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
"Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?"
Sardarji : Downwards......

a sardar jokes - ATM fun

A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

a damm funny sardar jokes

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

funny sardar jokes

Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha!

Why?

Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna...

Sardar and sher

2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha

1st:abhey bhag

2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..

Sardar ji in bus

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus�.."

Sher ka shikar

Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him" y r u standing here". Sardar ji bole "sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon." wife : "to jaao na!" sardar ji : "kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!"

Me Na Socha Surprise Dunga

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,



Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga...=P;->

Sardar and urine test - a funny jokes

NURSE kept SARDAR�S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Sardar's wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking�

A funny conversation between sardars

Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate "Bachelor Again".
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is "Married Again".

See the legs and tell the name

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said : Tell the bird's name
Sardar : I dont know
Exminer: U r failed. Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me. 

What is adult joke

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Its easier to shoot a woman

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Sardar's failed in his papers

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I�m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

3 months

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Pain in Ungli - a sardar jokes

Sardar said to doctor: Pure jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

A sardar with grenade - funny jokes

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

A funny jokes about sardar

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

A funny jokes about sardar

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

?

?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

A funny jokes about sardar

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING.
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

A funny sms about sardar

A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"

Frend replied "No"

Sardar said,
"to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay...