STUDENT SMS

The best quote for students

The bst quote 4 students out there :
"I'd rather open my FACEBOOK,
than to FACE my BOOK"

A funny student shayari sms

Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.

Student:
Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,

Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.

Students Vs Teachers

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don�t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don�t do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,

KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.

How to write 55

Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don't know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?

Naughty Student Sms

Teacher : main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt : mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..

Funny Student Sms

Master : Khali jaga pura karo..

900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..

Stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..

Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?

Stdnt: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti...!

What about result - funny jokes

Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs...
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Son:Tum kon sa khet ka muli ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..

Effect of Smoking

Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher : "Aap ne kya sekha"

Student: Smoking se KEERE mar jate hain.

Funny conversation between two students

Ek Student Dusre Se:
"Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho"


2nd Student:
"To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain."

Funny student sms message

Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..

STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!

Principles of rockets - funny saying of students

Great students like Us,
work on the 'principle of rockets'
It does'nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don't start studying unless our tail is on fire

Fire on school - a funny saying of student

School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
teacher ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye

Past tense - a funny message

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
"I m a beautiful woman."
Student:
Past tense Madam.

Where is god

High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me "where is GOD", i'll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me "whr GOD is not" i'l reward u
200Rs